Keep Calm & Diaper On
Keep Calm & Paci In
Wearable instruction manuals for parents can be found on:
Ideal gifts for new parents, parents-to-be, and first time babysitters who need a little extra instruction.
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Parenting is Easy...
Yeah, yeah. Kids don’t come with instruction manuals. Who cares? Who needs one anyway?
Keep the diaper on. Keep the paci in. Then sit back and relax.
Parenting’s a breeze.*
Anecdotal research shows that people who compare raising dogs to raising children and definitely people who are desperately seeking to be grandparents (hi mom!) are most likely to utter these phrases.
These statements have not been verified people with young children.