Kayak Eye Chart

Ideal gifts for kayakers, paddlers, bad asses with 20/20 vision, and whitewater enthusiasts.
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20/20 Vision? 

Testing, testing. 1-2-3. That’s right. I’m about to show you more than meets the eye.


Cover your right eye and read the first and second lines. C2C check.

Visualize it and your roll will materialize on the river cuz seeing is believing folks.

Move onto as far as your eye can see. Back deck, hand, sweep, pawalata. Got those? How about the reverse screw?

Aah, look at you. You’re a sight to behold.

Now stop reading, grab your paddle, and set one’s sight on the white water.